BUSHMAN at the Tuggeranong skate park
in the year of the Hash God 1920
 
For some strange reason the Grandest of mattresses affects an English accent every now and again
nobody knows why, it maybe a throw back to a previous reincarnation. Cor Blimey.
 
In an amazing 180 degree turnaround the GM first declared a hat amnesty for hashers wearing the
wrong beanies, then charged poor NASTY BARSTARD for not wearing a hat at all!! WTF.
 
KWINE reported on the walk, took points off for all matter of things, glared at RAMBO because he is
a struck off gynocologist, and ended up at 2/10.
FLUID MOVEMENT reported on the run, which meandered through the hills, around the lake,
commented upon the fact that it would probably been a good run in the summer months and scored 
it a high 2/10.
 
We listened to Weathermans unintellidgable blurtings over the course of two verses. (i dont know
what he said? do you?)
 
HORNBLOWER and CRASH and BURN were charged because ANKLE BITER whinged about them
all weekend at the Wagga Wagga Winery Ride.
MEAT TO PLEEZE YOU was charged for witch burning (Which was made illegal in the 1960s) 
And then the firies arrived, Harriets swooned, HEMEROID was spotted, fantasies were dashed,
questions were asked, the fire bucket remained untouched, and the firies departed.
 
FUDGIT broke his bicycle on the way to hash. Apparently the pedal broke off. I'm smelling a fish
here because he has an electric bike which doesnt require pedals.???Hmmmmmm?
 
GERBILS was charged for calling the firies.
Dengue Fever visited the pack, culled some dead wood, and departed.
The GM affected an English accent, claimed that she didnt know how to spell the word "Incompetent"
and resorted to modern BostonAussie, which funnily enough has its origins in Botswana.
 
DANGLES gave the FRB to BUSHMAN
POP TART gave the Big Prick to Crash and Burn
POP TART then spat the dummy. The dummy somehow ended up in CRASH abd BURNS mouth. Yuk.
 
BUSHMAN 31 runs, MATILDA 31 runs, KWINE 14 runs, NASTY BARSTARD 4
The dummy spit award was then regurgitated out of CRAS and BURNs deep throat and passed,
dripping with semi digested chips to POP TART
 
And thus endth the lesson
 
REMINDER: bring along your 5 cent pieces to the run in Franklin next week for charity